party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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