What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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