Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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