i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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