I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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