Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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