You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
