just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i just had sex bonerless
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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