...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
