brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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