if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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