I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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