garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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