Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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