I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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