is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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