god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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