What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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