he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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