we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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