If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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