see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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