If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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