I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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