In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He shit in the fireplace
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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