i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
do herpes really smell.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Randomize
