My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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