Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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