White coat. Heels.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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