so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
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