found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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