I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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