But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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