have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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