awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Randomize