Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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