Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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