i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
