Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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