Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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