Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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