I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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