Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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