I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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