But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I have already put on my inside pants.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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