it's too hot outside to masturbate.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I would ride that face into the sunset
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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