i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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