normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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