Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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