I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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