Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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