mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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