I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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